Clock Tower Apparently Fine
Well, it turns out that big-ass fire at Universal Studios Hollywood earlier this week did not, in fact, consume the courthouse square set from Back to the Future, nor did it damage the film’s famous clock tower. Nope, according to this report from BTTF.com, the nucleus of Marty McFly’s hometown was miraculously saved. It shall live on, specifically in an upcoming episode of “Ghost Whisperer.”
In light of this news, I’m calling off my drive to save the clock tower. ‘Cause, you know, it was already saved. Sorry, everybody. You’ll just have to send your pennies to some other corporate monolith.
As for you, dumb-ass media, you go sit in the corner and think about what you did. You sent every Back to the Future fan in the country into a tizzy just because you couldn’t get your facts straight. Oh, you just wait until your father gets home! He’ll tan your hide!