An Apology To The Media
I’m sorry I called you guys dumb-asses. That Universal fire was pretty big and crazy. I imagine it was hard at first to verify/confirm certain facts. Everybody makes mistakes. I was just mad that I organized this whole penny thing for nothing. Also, King Kong. You know. I just flew off the handle and I apologize.
Sometimes I forget how hard your job is. Hell, I didn’t even make it through one semester of journalism course work in college. Flunked out like a big fat idiot. So who am I to judge you? A jerk, that’s who.
Now c’mon. Let’s go out for frosty chocolate milkshakes.