Montauk Monster 2: Montaukier
Well, that was a short Spring. That’s right, folks—Summer is officially here. I say this because they just found the season’s first Montauk Monster:
Full report here.
I wonder how long it’ll be before the annual Bigfoot hoax? Oh, wait, that just happened, too (and a half-assed apology has already been issued!). Shit, break out the Boogie Board, Maw! I’m goin’ to the BEACH!
Tags: Bigfoot hoax, can you believe some of the shit that washes up on New York beaches?, cryptids, Montauk Monster 2: Electric Boogaloo, Montauk Monster 2: Montaukier, Montauk Monster 2: Naked Sin, Montauk Monster 2: Rise Of The Machines
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