If My Friend Tom Orr Made A Rap Album

This is what the cover would look like:

Songs would include “Tom Orr (Ow!),” “Fielding Yost Can Suck My Balls,” and the inevitable club hit “Anyone Who Hasn’t Seen Terminator 2 Yet Is A Complete Loser.”

Yes, I realize this is one of those posts that only twelve six two people will think is funny. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, folks—I’m not into this blogging yazz for the LULZ. I’m in it for the diamonds. The gorgeous, breathtaking diamonds.

Respect to Tom Orr. Let there always be orr-der in tha court.