Jesse Camp Peed Off A Roof

Jesse Camp, the wiry bundle of silliness who won MTV’s “Wanna Have A Job That’ll Be Obsolete In A Year When We Stop Playing Videos?” VJ contest in 1998, peed off the roof of the Standard Hotel here in New York the other night in an attempt to let the world know he’s still alive and acting nuts at a ninth grade level. When pressed about the incident, Jesse said some stuff Kanye West would have said Monday morning if he were more media-savvy:

“I mean, I keep it real…I didn’t break a city law. No one can say that. I didn’t know I was going to do that, so can you even blame me? So, like, fine — come and arrest me.”

Jesse Camp, the last semi-interesting thing MTV ever produced. Now watch Dave Holmes lose his shit and take a dump off the roof of some hotel. That would be some news right there, I tell you what.

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