Selected Titles From The Box Of VHS Porn My Roommate Keeps In The Living Room

Pump Action
No Director Credited
Starring: Beau Beaumont, Cody Vance, Hurt Rogers
1997
Notes: Cody Vance is the name of my personal injury attorney. I don’t think it’s the same guy.

Fire Island Cruising
Directed by Michael Lucas
Starring: Michael Lucas, Chad Hunt, Phillipe Siren
2000
Notes: Spawned at least seven sequels (I’m serious).

Total Corruption
Directed by Chi Chi La Rue
Starring: Damien, Hank Hightower, Donnie Russo
1993
Notes: Donnie Russo did all his own stunts.

Black Balled 2
Directed by Chi Chi La Rue
Starring: Luke Savage, Winston Love, Drakkar
1998
Notes: Drakkar also appeared in Blacker The Berry, Sweeter The Juice and Dog Bone that year (again, totally serious).

Alas, I could find no info on the fifth selection, Luke’s Story 3, not even on the Internet Adult Film Database. However, I can tell you the first porno I ever saw was called Naughty Girls Need Love Too and it had the best theme song. I should really write a whole post about it.