Haikus About Ex-Girlfriends

Birthday joy ruined
biography of RuPaul
all you got me? Damn.

Diet pills and booze
watching you turn green was cool
just like a mood ring!

I’m sorry I laughed
when that guy spit up on you
guess that was a sign

Part of my soul died
every time you dragged me to
see the Aqua Bats

How could you dump me?
What, you only like guys
who have homes and jobs?

Another night spent
watching High School Musical
you look old for nine

I’m sorry I lied
about knowing Bob Barker
still amazed that worked

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