Crazy-Ass Dream: Chocolate Willie Stargell

In this disturbing vision, Scott Thompson from “Kids In The Hall” was following me around this beach, pressuring me to be his boy toy. I wasn’t really into that, so I stuck him with some Ukrainian guy I apparently knew. I left the beach and walked in to some nearby convention center where Stanley from “The Office” was carving a bust out of a giant hunk of milk chocolate. The room was crowded with people trying to guess who Stanley was immortalizing in chocolate; turns out it was famed baseball player Willie Stargell. Later, I went back to the beach where I saw Scott Thompson and my Ukrainian friend engaged in some serious monkey business, if you know what I mean (and I think you do).