Rejected Plot Lines For The Next Incredible Hulk Movie
– it is discovered the Hulk’s rage is direct result of comically small penis size and the fortune he’s spent on male enhancement drugs
– two hour court room drama wherein Hulk Hogan and creators of “That’s Incredible!” sue the Hulk for copyright infringement
– two hour court room drama wherein Ang Lee is sued by the American people for the first Hulk movie
– Hulk becomes UFC fighter and inadvertently eats guest ref Ken Shamrock at first match
– meth addiction ravages Hulk’s body to the point that “hulk outs” eventually result in a flabby, weathered green mess
– Hulk is captured and forced to fight Shamu at Sea World; the two would-be enemies eventually bond, break out of the theme park, and use Florida’s Interstate 4 as their personal toilet / sex mat
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My second book is called Brave Punk World: The Internat’l Rock Underground From Alerta Roja to Z-Off and it is now available for purchase. It’s about the development of punk rock in other countries. All the info you want / need about it is right here (click here!).
The Misfits Book
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