Rejected Plot Lines For The Next Incredible Hulk Movie

– it is discovered the Hulk’s rage is direct result of comically small penis size and the fortune he’s spent on male enhancement drugs

– two hour court room drama wherein Hulk Hogan and creators of “That’s Incredible!” sue the Hulk for copyright infringement

– two hour court room drama wherein Ang Lee is sued by the American people for the first Hulk movie

– Hulk becomes UFC fighter and inadvertently eats guest ref Ken Shamrock at first match

– meth addiction ravages Hulk’s body to the point that “hulk outs” eventually result in a flabby, weathered green mess

– Hulk is captured and forced to fight Shamu at Sea World; the two would-be enemies eventually bond, break out of the theme park, and use Florida’s Interstate 4 as their personal toilet / sex mat

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