Unsolicited Zapped! Limerick Review
There once was a teenager named Barney
who got caught up in some brain power blarney
he knocked off some bras
which soon gave him pause
’cause people treated him like fuckin’ Art Carney!
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There once was a kid named Jim
who decided to review “Zapped!” on a whim
he forgot to say
it is only okay
and the special effects are quite grim!
There once was a man named Scott Baio.
He mixed weed and some Jack and then, Hey-yo!
He can take off your pants
With a squinty-eyed glance
And prom? This year I’d say Don’t Go!