Unsolicited Zapped! Limerick Review
There once was a teenager named Barney
who got caught up in some brain power blarney
he knocked off some bras
which soon gave him pause
’cause people treated him like fuckin’ Art Carney!
Tags: Art Carney, knockin' off bras, limericks, poetry, Scott Baio, Zapped!
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There once was a kid named Jim
who decided to review “Zapped!” on a whim
he forgot to say
it is only okay
and the special effects are quite grim!
There once was a man named Scott Baio.
He mixed weed and some Jack and then, Hey-yo!
He can take off your pants
With a squinty-eyed glance
And prom? This year I’d say Don’t Go!