Runs Without Knickers
I found this t-shirt at Goodwill about a year ago. It’s one of my all-time favorite secondhand purchases, but I just noticed that the beautiful Cherokee princess the shirt so proudly features is not wearing any kind of pantaloons. That sort of makes me feel like a huge perv. On the other hand, I guess that’s why the giant rattlesnake is there—to distract you from the bawdiness of Runs Without Knickers.