Portrait Of An Anon ’90s Bro Meeting Orville Redenbacher, Date Unknown
I used to dress exactly like that. Like the kid, I mean. It’s too hot most of the time to dress like Orville Redenbacher.
As I mentioned on my Twitter earlier, today marks the sixteenth anniversary of Orville’s death. Please remember this gentle man and his popping corn this evening by getting something stuck in your teeth for a few hours. Then, kiss the nearest person you can find sporting a bow tie and suspenders.
9/19/95: Never forget.