The News, MDC-Style
Millions of Despondent Carriers
Millions of Darkened Circassians
Millions of Digitized Cocks
Millions of Depressed “Community”-ites
Millions of Disillusioned Canadians
Millions of Displaced Caustics
Millions of Depraved Carnivores
Millions of Demons Cry
Millions of Dubious Chechnyans
Millions of Dead Casinos
Millions of Disbelieving Cooks