Occupy This Hipster Owl Shirt
I took my Brooklyn citizenship test yesterday and immediately passed when I correctly identified a picture of Jonathan Safran Foer. As a reward, I was given this sweet owl shirt, a package of American Spirit cigarettes, and a bass guitar so I can help found the next bizarro music sub-subgenre. 2012 is lookin’ good for JG2!
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My second book is called Brave Punk World: The Internat’l Rock Underground From Alerta Roja to Z-Off and it is now available for purchase. It’s about the development of punk rock in other countries. All the info you want / need about it is right here (click here!).
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