JG2 Misfits Book F.A.Q.
Or “Everything You’ve Ever Wanted To Know About The Misfits Book I’m Writing That I Can Tell You At The Moment.”
Q: What qualifies you to write a book about the Misfits?
A: I’ve been an obsessive fan of theirs for fifteen years, and I’ve been known on occasion to string together sentences that aren’t peppered with totally outlandish or corny jokes. Because I care enough to try and make it the greatest book about the Misfits ever?
Q: Who’s publishing it?
A: Scarecrow Press.
Q: What’s your angle?
A: This book will tell the complete story of the Misfits while also examining the impact the band had on rock music at large.
Q: Are you gonna write about the stuff they did without Danzig?
A: See above. “Complete story.”
Q: Have you tried to interview Danzig yet?
A: I have reached out to every individual I’m aware of with known relation to the Misfits. The only other thing I can say about that currently is in the year I’ve been working on this book, only one person has flat-out refused to talk to me, and it wasn’t Danzig.
Q: When’s the book gonna be out?
A: I don’t know yet. I still have to write most of it.
Q: Can I get a free copy?
Q: What’s the title gonna be?
A: I don’t know yet. Probably not Buff Dudes From Jersey Make Cool Music or The Fantabulous Brain Eaters of Bergen County.