Shit JG2 Says When He’s At The Orange City Applebee’s In 2004

“They have a pretty great quesadilla here.”

“Listen! They’re playing ‘Dream Police!’ Let’s go to the Virgin Megastore after this and buy as many Cheap Trick CDs as we can afford.”

“Okay, we can ‘share’ a martini, but I don’t drink, so, y’know, you’re responsible for taking care of the whole thing.”

“Excuse me, but it seems as if my water glass is cracked. Can I get a new one?”

“Oh no, Brian’s here. Yeah, things have been kind of awkward between us since I punched him in the balls at that traffic light.”

“So this is life after college. What a sham.”

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