Don Mattingly Is Spending His Off Season Harassing A Guy In A Bear Costume

“Hey Carl, uh, Don Mattingly is in the parking lot with his kid and his kid’s friends, and they all want to shoot one of those basketball trick shot videos with our sign. I wasn’t sure what to tell ’em, ’cause I’ve only been working at this McDonald’s for a couple days, and literally none of this was covered in the training video. Oh, there’s also a guy in a bear costume.”

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