Phrases I Have Never Heard My Father Say
“A forest teeming with rare birds.”
“That kick drum sounds a little hot.”
“Do you know the muffin man?”
“My chrysanthemums!”
“Altoona’s a bad scene.”
“An experience on par with Bette Midler’s Beaches.”
“There’s more than one way to skin a grasshopper.”
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