Mitch Holmquist Is Selling The Melvins/Nirvana Tour Van

Attention rock historians registered with eBay: You only have eight days to bid on “Melvan,” the 1972 Dodge Sportsman that grunge pioneers the Melvins and Nirvana used to shuttle themselves to various gigs back in the day. Bidding is currently stalled at $4,950.00; seller Mitch Holmquist (not Tad Doyle, singer of Tad, a mistake previously reported because Mitch’s eBay handle is “taddoyal” and I occasionally suck at this) will accept Paypal but prefers payment via cashier’s check. Other pertinent details: Down payment of ten grand due seventy-two hours after auction closes, absolutely no refunds, vehicle must be picked up within thirty days, “KISS Mural on the side was hand drawn by Kurt Cobain using sharpie markers shoplifted from the Thriftway grocery store in Montesano, Washington.”

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7 responses to “Mitch Holmquist Is Selling The Melvins/Nirvana Tour Van”

  1. Anonymous says :

    I Mitch Holmquist am the person selling the MELVAN, I am not, nor have I ever claimed to be Tad Doyle, you really need to do some research before publishing false info like this,!

  2. jamesgreenejr says :

    Apologies, Mitch. The post has been corrected.

  3. Dude says :

    The title needs changed. Its false.

  4. jamesgreenejr says :

    Aaaaaand I’m an idiot. Sorry everybody, I really fucked this one up! Title fixed, let us now never speak of these atrocities again.

  5. Anonymous says :

    Thanks James, Appreciate it !

  6. Anonymous says :

    i bought the van. need wiper fluid

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