There’s A Scarf-Wearing Pig On The Loose In Pittsburgh
Pigs: they love to accessorize even though they rarely bother with the basic tenets of clothing. Just once I’d like to see a pig race down a highway in a nice pair of slacks with a Ralph Lauren polo. I guess we have to blame Porky, who spent all those years rocking that bow tie and suit jacket combo while his nether regions just dangled in the wind for every man, woman, and child to see. Shame on you, Porky, you unrepentant exhibitionist.
If you ever have the chance to visit Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania I would recommend that you stay in one of the hotels on the south bank of the Monongahela River located in a place called “Station Square”. The views of the incredible Pittsburgh skyline rising up above the brown Monongahela River with its bridges and barges is amazing to say the least. There are all kinds of shops, stores and restaurants in Station Square and a clean, convenient subway / trolley (known locally as the “T”) that provides easy access to the bustling downtown area known as the Golden triangle.