Chris Columbus Day Haikus
You discovered zilch
but you did write Gremlins 1
thanks for the day off!
Jingle All The Way?
I mean, what were you thinking?
thanks for the Jake Lloyd!
You should remake Juice
with Justin Bieber as Q
what else you doin’?
Tags: Chris Columbus, day off, eff yo' non-discoverin' ass, Gremlins 1

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