Phrases I Have Never Heard My Father Say Part Two
“The fabled Jack Klugman sex tape.”
“I’m freezing my chibangles off.”
“In a word: Garbo.”
“Don’t hate the player, hate the game.”
“In a word: Costner.”
“My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.”
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