Silly Robot, You Can’t Float
I tried writing a reflective post about my life and why everyone should try to remain optimistic through bad times, but why bother finishing that when we can just look at this incredibly dumb poster for Short Circuit 2? Like Number Five could stay above water for even half a second on that flimsy piece of vulcanized rubber. He’s gotta weigh at least a thousand pounds. Don’t get me started on him holding the phone like he has an ear.