They’re Making Trailers For Cheeseburgers Now

Have you ever wondered what it might be like to have rockin’ wildebeest Zakk Wylde play one of his famous anus-clenching guitar solos with your heart valves? Come Saturday residents of California will wonder no more as Zakk unleashes his own signature “berzerker” cheeseburger. It’s a bunch of crap on top of a bunch of crap SMOTHERED IN CHILI.

How soon before “SNL’s” Taco Town is reality? P.S. You clods spelled “berserker” wrong.

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