Gratuitous Photo Of Myself At Rockaway Beach In 2011
I wish I could tell you wearing a wool hat to the beach in July was a good idea and that my head did not turn into a drippy gross sauna. I wish I could tell you that, but the beach is no fairy tale world.
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Star Wars Ruined My Life: A Failure By JG2
Now for your downloadable pleasure, the 48 page story of the Star Wars book I couldn't get published a decade plus ago. Included are portions of the original manuscript, several new Star Wars essays, and original artwork by dear friends. GET IT HERE!
The Misfits Book
- 99% sure LL Cool J was not performing at Ford's Theatre the night Lincoln was assassinated as he claims in "My Rhym… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 42 minutes ago
- "Critters" is a film that I would say does not waste a single frame. Also, the titular aliens have hair not dissimi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2 hours ago
- @doesntmattr you devil 18 hours ago
- @sassybella10 The water on Splash Mountain should be drinkable. 1 day ago