Q: Candy Corn, Pro Or Con?
A: Con if we’re talking about eating it. Pro if we’re talking about skipping it across lakes or loading into slingshots or using it as earplugs. They should call sweet corn candy corn and candy corn chewy flavorless sugar nuggets.
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Star Wars Ruined My Life: A Failure By JG2
Now for your downloadable pleasure, the 48 page story of the Star Wars book I couldn't get published a decade plus ago. Included are portions of the original manuscript, several new Star Wars essays, and original artwork by dear friends. GET IT HERE!
The Misfits Book
- @MI_Ghostbusters @PositivelyGB guys is janosz in this one? we stan our little european museum fella 17 minutes ago
- @ElSangito surgeon general's warning: we will drone strike your cigarettes 11 hours ago
- don't worry, I'm writing a long thing about that ghostbusters trailer 23 hours ago
- RT @redfieldcooper: Remebember who warned you remebmer who told you first when in ten years humanity faces extinction at the hands of Munch… 23 hours ago