I know a guy who knows a guy who claims he never has to work because one time he went to Disney World and a small dog someone else snuck into the park bit him on the leg and Disney tried to make some excuse but the guy and his lawyer were like no way josé and they threatened a lawsuit so now Disney pays this guy’s rent and for his groceries every month and probably will for the rest of his life.
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