Tag Archive | 2001: A Space Odyssey

Open Letter To The Chili’s In Lake Wales, FL

To Whom It May Concern,

Recently I visited your restaurant for a late lunch and I must tell you, the flavors in my bacon ranch quesadilla were greatly enhanced when I heard the Galactic Force Band’s version of the 2001 theme come over your in-house music system.

I don’t know what prompted you to break into your otherwise concrete solid country music programming with this ancient cocaine-riddled artifact, but I thank you. Variety is the spice of life. Clearly your knob-twiddlers in the back room know that.

Have a bitchin’ day,

JG2