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The Giant Sentient Leeches Have Silenced Canibus

Snippet of a Facebook posting from the apparently legit “Canibus Music” account, poo-pooing the fantastical yarn that began circulating yesterday outlining Canibus’s alleged alien abduction:

Don’t really know what to say concerning all these blogs, parodies, and fake accounts posting apologies about god knows what but I am moving forward for my rippers and hip hop as best as I can. Thank You for your good wishes and encouragement. Sometimes people need laughter and entertainment at the expense of others embarrassment but hip hop means so much to me I don’t care…please be kind to one another and don’t forget we are all family in this hip hop community whether we know it or not.”

Now, much like the Canibus Tumblr that started all this hooey, there seems to be no connection between the aforementioned Facebook page and what Wikipedia lists as the official Canibus website (although “Canibus Music” has clearly been operating for quite some). Call me stupid, but I’m still not convinced this rapper wasn’t abducted by giant sentient leeches who have now somehow bought his silence.