Tag Archive | awesome poetry
July 23, 2013  

A Poem About My Clogged Ear

Clogged right ear
you are making it hard
to concentrate
to listen to rockin’ tunes
to feel

All I can do
is sit on this porch
and eat
Ohs
(the breakfast cereal)
by the finger-full
staring into space
wondering

How did I solve this clog last time?
I didn’t
it just cleared up one day
it was Fourth of July
2011
let freedom ring

Speak up, America
everything sounds like a mumble
so what I say is a grumble
in the general direction
of this ear

January 9, 2012  

Unsolicited Blind Date Haiku Review

“Don’t let her drink, guy.”
lets her drink, they nearly die
will men ever learn?

October 13, 2011  

Unsolicited Haiku Reviews Of Das Racist, Charred Walls Of The Damned, Anthrax

Das Racist – Relax

Joke rappers grow up?
Just enough to bore at times
Party’s still hype, though.

Charred Walls of the Damned – Cold Winds on Timeless Days

Clenched anus metal
Could be lost “Metroid” soundtrack
Drums are awesome (duh).

Anthrax – Worship Music

Shades of ’88
Band’s tight, Joey B rocks it
Worth a buck or two.

September 8, 2011  

Unsolicited 30 Minutes Or Less Haiku Review

Poor Danny McBride.
Eternally the crass fool!
Rest of film? B+

November 8, 2010  

Due Date Haiku Review

Planes, no trains, autos
graphic dog masturbation
and Danny McBride.

July 25, 2009  

Assorted Vacation Haikus

Oh, those Frisco streets
dangerous roller coasters
of evil asphalt

Elk information
by phone in California
need to know basis

Oregon, Jersey
both full service gas stations
only one smells bad

Motel wi-fi, ha
more likely to see Bigfoot
fucking Sharon Tate

June 19, 2008  

Haiku About My Friend Tom

His mom worked for MAD
not really; he made that up
Tom liked to fool me.