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Bigfoot Press Conference: Epic Fail

No body. No DNA evidence. No discernible Hollywood/fast food tie-in. Two small, blurry-ass photos. One salt and pepper goatee. A few heaping tablespoons of deep fried Georgia redneckery. For the full disappointing recap, check out the Blogsquatcher’s liveblog.

Rickmat, why have you forsaken me?