Tag Archive | Brandy

It’s Not Just A Clever Name

Never gave Lil’ Kim’s actual height much thought until I saw this photo (on Buzzfeed, of course, because the ’90s!). Amazed, I hit the Google Box and wouldn’t you know it: Lil’ Kimberly Denise Jones is only 4’11”. She passes most Disney World height requirements by a matter of inches. No wonder she’s so feisty. Throw her in the ball pit at Chuck E. Cheese and you may never see her again.

If I were Brandy, I’d be mad at whoever set up this picture. “Oh, I’ve got it! We’ll make you look like an enormous lumbering freak! Where’s Lil’ Kim?”