– The sound of Illinois and Ohio farting simultaneous Cheap Trick b-sides

– The kind of song they play at Claire’s Accessories to get ten year old girls excited about hoop earings

– A sparkly, Disney-sounding co-op of every slightly sugary alt-rock band circa 1996

– Taylor Hanson casting off the oppressive shackles of his musical brethren and firmly planting his foot on the next rung of the pop rock ladder

– Bun E. Carlos casting off the oppressive shackles of Robin Zander and firmly paying off his third mortgage with the revenue from this juicy slice of teen pop that will undoubtedly appear in the next movie Zac Efron makes

– Nowhere near as good as that song from my last post