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The American People Demand An Altered Beast Movie

C’mon, Hollywood. If there’s enough groundswell to make a movie out of Rampage, then Altered Beast should be a done deal. Look at this thing—it practically writes itself:

Can you say “cinematic slam dunk?” I see Jason Statham in the lead, Russell Crowe as Zeus, and David Paymer as the “Welcome to your DOOM!” guy. F’r real, Hollywood. No way this could be worse than Immortals.