…I always thought their music could be vastly improved by replacing all the singing with dog barks. Amazingly, someone once did that. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you 1983’s Beatle Barkers, a project I would not hesitate to call the greatest fucking thing anyone has ever done anywhere at any time in the history of this lousy motherfucking planet:

Download this pure brilliance in its entirety here. As my good friend and long-time Beatles fan Michael Poley once said, “I couldn’t get past two seconds of the first song!” Indeed, Beatle Barkers is sure to torture the soul of any human personally touched by the songwriting of Lennon, McCartney, Harrison, and Starr!