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Cryptozoology Kicked In The Nuts Once Again

So it turns out the Montauk Monster, the gross and unidentifiable beast that washed ashore on Long Island last month, is probably just a viral marketing stunt. I think I can speak for all enthusiasts of the unexplained when I say goddammit.

First Bigfoot’s a hoax, then the Loch Ness Monster turns out to be a toy submarine…is any of this shit ever going to be real? Someone bring me the head of the Jersey Devil before I completely lose my faith in mysteries, legends, and folklore.