Tag Archive | Jimmy Kimmel

Area Man Has Opinions On Late Night Television

When reached for comment about Kimmel’s move to eleven thirty, Greene remarked, “Well, I want to dislike the guy ’cause his whole thing is kinda just being Letterman Junior, or Letterman sans the Midwestern charm, but one time he booked Mr. T and the Sex Pistols on the same show, so it seems like he knows what the score is.”

Axl Rose’s Tracey Walter Tribute Is Apparently Permanent

You’re my number one guy, Axl. I didn’t actually watch this landmark television event that placed the author of “Mr. Brownstone” mere inches from the guy who used to co-host “Win Ben Stein’s Money” but I heard it was barely worth it ’cause Kimmel didn’t ask Axl a damn thing about the “Estranged” video or why it took a decade to record all the drums for Chinese Democracy. COME ON JIMMY, GET WITH THE PROGRAM.