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Why Human Cloning Should Be Outlawed

I don’t ever want the guy who works at the Hot Topic in the Paramus Park Mall to clone himself, form an aggressively shitty screamo-dance band, and take over the set of Gus Van Sant’s 1998 Psycho remake.

Oh shit, it already happened:

Jeez Louise. Dolly the Sheep wasn’t put down; she killed herself because she knew this was coming.