Seems like Blabbermouth could have gone with a less desperate-looking screenshot for this story. Kirk looks like he’s trapped in one of those Sarah Mclachlan commercials, or like he’s being forced to watch one.

Related: that scene in Some Kind of Monster where Kirk rails against the concept of a Metallica album without guitar solos, beginning his screed with a statement to the effect of “Can I just say something I think is bullshit?” Just tried locating a clip of that, to no avail, using the search terms “kirk hammett bullshit monster” and “some kind of bullshit guitar solo.”