Tag Archive | Marky Mark

Q: What Should Massachusetts Choose As Its State Song?

A: There’s really only one viable option, in my opinion:

Come on, everybody likes to dance to this nonsense. Besides, if they pick it, Mark Wahlberg will be forced to bring his alter ego out of retirement in front of the Massachusetts Governor who I assure you will be wearing a Celtics hat cocked to the side.

Unsolicited The Other Guys Haiku Review

Marky Mark funny?
I saw it with my own eyes.
Wonders never cease!