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ME: Do you like any silent movies?
JB: [horrified] What did you just ask me?
ME: [enunciating] DO YOU LIKE ANY SILENT MOVIES.
JB: Oh, I thought you asked if I liked any salad movies.
ME: What would a salad movie be?
JB: I don’t know, something perverted.