Tag Archive | salad movies

2001: A Ranch Odyssey

The following transcript is real. It is a real conversation that happened.

ME: Do you like any silent movies?

JB: [horrified] What did you just ask me?

ME: [enunciating] DO YOU LIKE ANY SILENT MOVIES.

JB: Oh, I thought you asked if I liked any salad movies.

ME: What would a salad movie be?

JB: I don’t know, something perverted.