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Sell Out Watch: Billy Corgan!!

First he shaves his head to tap into that sweet Telly Savalas gravy train. Then he hires the drummer from Filter. Now Smashing Pumpkins empresario Billy Corgan is rubbing elbows with slutty MTV reality star Tila Tequila!

“Yeah, baby, I wrote ALL the songs on Celebrity Skin.”

What’s next, Bill? Cameo in the new Twilight movie? “The world is a vampire—and so am I, motherfucker!” You’ve become the Snakes On A Plane of alterna-rockers. Don’t bother apologizing. You can’t glue back together a heart that’s been vaporized.