This year all I want is for Al Franken to give up his senate seat (or senatorship, or whatever it’s called) so he can finally make a sequel to Stuart Saves His Family. Don’t even act like that isn’t the best idea ever, Santa. You and I would both pay top dollar to spend ninety minutes in the midst of another madcap Stuart Smalley adventure. Maybe this time he could go to England? I don’t know, I’m just thinking out loud here. Anyway, you seem like the type of person who could make this happen (all-knowing, all-seeing immortal elf), so see what you can do. Thanks a bunch, Santa. Merry Christmas, and hey, stay away from my tagalongs! Of course I’m kidding. Feel free to gorge yourself.
Yours ’til Niagara Falls,