In my latest terrifying vision, Broken Lizard decided to make a Super Troopers 2. It was set in France, and the main villain was the dad from “That ’70s Show.” I was there to oversee filming. They kept paying me with American checks, though, and it took forever to cash them. At one point, I went into a Burger King and demanded a solution to this problem from the shift manager. He was little help.