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An Open Letter To TBS
Dear Corporate Shitlords,
Next Christmas, please do this country a huge favor—instead of foisting another entire day of Played Out Midwestern Yuletide Firearm Struggle upon us, please air twenty-four hours of The Dirt Bike Kid instead so that we as a society can begin learning the rhythm, cadence, and nuances of a wholly different Peter Billingsley performance from 1980-whenever. None of us want to hear the Red Ryder spiel again for like forty years.
Thanks in advance,
James Greene, Jr.